Thursday, August 9, 2012

Welcome, or should I say, "come a little closer!"

....Yeeesss, that's it. Come a little closer to the pool. It's fine. I know you don't have a bathing suit on and you're holding your cell phone. Don't be nervous. A little closer....perrrfect! "CANNONBALL!"

Who are the SS?
     Hello and welcome to the first installment of the Saturation Specialist (SS) blog. SS is comprised of professionally certified and licensed gentleman that strive to secrete happiness to those they serve. Which is very wordy but a complete thought nonetheless. The SS are a group of thirty-somethings who enjoy performing cannonballs to the amusement of some and the bane of others; usually the individuals that are not wearing a bathing suit and holding their cell phone in too close proximity to the pool.

What do the SS do?
     The SS are a determined group of well educated, handsome, and virile men that are well steeped in the field of Saturation. It is a precise science, requiring agility, precision and most importantly agility. The goal of the SS is to saturate their clientele with their cunning grace and skill.

Where are you based?
     Our headquarters is in Westerly, RI but we have branches in all of New England, extending down the eastern seaboard.

We are available to hire for parties, weddings and any other special occasion you or your loved ones want to get douched with awesomeness! Call us today to reserve your date!

Thanks!

~The SS crew



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